What is Sock Genius 3000?
A revolutionary new technology that answers all the pressing questions you never knew you had about your socks.
How does it work?
Our patented (not really) system uses advanced algorithms and machine learning to provide you with the most frequently asked questions about your socks.
Just give us a minute, and our Sock Geniuses will have the answers you never knew you needed.
And what about socks on the moon?
What kind of questions can I ask Sock Genius 3000?
Anything! Sock Genius 3000 is like a super-smart, super-snarky sock whisperer that can answer anything from "Why do socks always get lost in the wash?" to "Can I wear my socks as a hat?" (Spoiler: no, you can't).