Our team of experts has finally solved the ultimate paradox of the infinite pudding. It's a long story, but basically, we found the proof that the pudding is not just a dessert, but a gateway to another dimension.
We've discovered a new branch of mathematics that defies all logical reasoning. It's like trying to solve a math problem while being attacked by a swarm of angry bees.
We're not saying it's going to change the world, but it's definitely going to change the way you think about numbers.