Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where the pursuit of minutiae is a way of life.
We are a subcommittee of the Subcommittee of Unnecessary Details, and are tasked with deliberating on the intricacies of the finer points of subcommitteering.
Our chairperson, the Honorable Reginald P. Bottomsworth, has called a meeting to discuss the minutes of the last meeting.
Don't forget to bring a sandwich!