Tunnel Safety Protocols

Subcommittee on Tunnel Safety

Chairperson: Bertrand P. Fuddlemore

The Committee on Conundrums' Sub-Subcommittee on Tunnel Safety has convened to address the pressing issues of:

• Excessive tunnel lint accumulation
• Lack of adequate tunnel ventilation systems
• Unacceptable levels of tunnel-induced existential dread

Meetings will be held here to discuss these pressing matters.

We recommend all tunnel users familiarize themselves with our guidelines before venturing into the depths.

For further information, contact Bertrand P. Fuddlemore, Chairperson of the Sub-Subcommittee.