Falling from Bridges: A Study in Folly

Table of Contents

• Methodology for Maximum Impact
• The Physics of Hitting the Water with a Thud
• The Psychological Effects of Freefalling with Style

Introduction

Are you tired of walking? Do you yearn for the thrill of weightlessness? Look no further than our comprehensive guide to falling from bridges!

This is not a DIY guide. Please do not try this at home. Or on a bridge. Or anywhere else. We cannot be held responsible for your actions.

Appendix: Bridge-Sitting Etiquette