Due to an unforeseen influx of burnt offerings, the Toaster Maintenance Department has been established to address the pressing issue of toasters that refuse to toast.
To systematically troubleshoot and repair the nation's most recalcitrant toasters, ensuring a crisp, golden-brown outcome for all.
Current Projects:
Chairman: Bertrand P. Bottomsworth, Toaster Whisperer
Lead Engineer: Dr. Emily J. Sparkles, Toaster Whisperer-in-Residence
Intern: Timmy Toasterstein, Toaster Apprentice