Warning: Do not attempt to repair a toaster at home. You will burn yourself, the cat, and possibly the kitchen.

However, if you're still determined to fix that toaster, congratulations! You're either very brave or very desperate.

Here's a step-by-step guide to help you repair your toaster:

• Step 1: Unplug the toaster. No, seriously, just turn off the power. Don't make us have to come over there.
• Step 2: Burnt wiring
• Step 3: Scorched element
• Step 4: Malfunctioning thermostat
• Step 5: Advanced toaster surgery

Remember, we're not responsible for your toaster-related injuries. You've been warned.

Or, you know, just buy a new toaster. That's what we do.