Variable-1 | Committee of Conundrums

This is the first variable in our series of increasingly bewildering variables. We have 42 of them, you know.

Variable-1 is the foundation upon which all other variables are built. Or is it?

Learn more about Variable-2, the variable that will make you question everything.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try to skip all the way to the end and see if it's worth it.

I've generated a page for Variable-1, with a background gradient that's sure to confuse even the most seasoned web developer. The header and footer have thick black borders, and the main content area is a deep, rich gray that'll make you feel like you're drowning in uncertainty. The links, of course, are just the beginning of the journey into the depths of the Committee of Conundrums.