Why, you ask, do we exist? It's a question that has puzzled the greatest minds for centuries.
Some say it's because we're a bunch of highly functioning, highly caffeinated, and highly delusional individuals who refuse to accept reality.
Others claim it's because we're secretly controlled by an alien overlord who's trying to create the ultimate bureaucratic nightmare.
But the truth, as always, is much more mundane.
We exist because our ancestors were really into committee meetings and paperwork, and we just kept the tradition going.
But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Committee 101 to learn more about the inner workings of our existential crisis.
Learn the art of existing from those who have mastered the craft.
From the basics of bureaucratic jargon to the advanced techniques of passive-aggressive email writing, our Committee 101 course has it all.
And don't worry, we won't make you actually do any work. Unless, of course, you're a robot.
But wait, there's more! Visit our Committee 201 for even more existential insights, or our Committee 301 for the really deep stuff.