Agendas Members Minutes The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

Sub Agenda 7: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

Agenda Item 12: A Threat to Our Sanity

By the power vested in us, the Committee on Committee Management has convened to address the growing concern of Sock Puppets in the workplace.

These mischievous entities, often found in the break room, have been known to cause irreparable damage to our productivity and morale.

• Recommendations:
• Establish a Sock Puppet Registry to track and monitor their movements
• Implement a Sock Puppet Containment Protocol to prevent them from infiltrating our meetings
• Develop a Sock Puppet Reeducation Program to reprogram their mischievous behavior

Sub Agenda Item 7.1: Sock Puppets in the Break Room: A Study of their Behavior and Habitat

Sub Agenda Item 7.2: Sock Puppets in the Meeting Room: Strategies for Coexistence

Sock Puppets in the Break Room Sock Puppets in the Meeting Room

• Agendas
• Members
• Minutes
• The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

• Sock Puppets in the Break Room
• Sock Puppets in the Meeting Room
• Sock Puppet Reeducation
• Sock Puppet Containment

Sub Agenda 7.1: Sock Puppets in the Break Room

Study the habits and habitats of Sock Puppets in the break room, and develop strategies for their containment and reeducation.

Recommendations:

• Designate specific Sock Puppets as "Break Room Liaisons" to act as mediators between humans and Sock Puppets
• Establish a Sock Puppet Concierge Service to provide Sock Puppets with amenities and services
• Create a Sock Puppet Feedback System to gather input from humans on Sock Puppet behavior