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Brian McSlothface, Vice-Chair of Procrastination

Brian McSlothface: The man who perfected the art of doing nothing

Brian McSlothface has spent years honing his skills in the dark arts of procrastination. He can turn any task into an endless loop of cat videos, fantasy football, and Wikipedia articles about the history of dental floss.

"Procrastination is not a disease, it's a lifestyle choice." - Brian McSlothface