Mission Statement:
We, the Committee on the Ethics of Napping, are a group of highly trained professionals dedicated to the study and promotion of the art of napping. Our goal is to establish a new world standard for the optimal napping position, the perfect duration, and the ideal ambient noise level.
Our research team has conducted extensive studies on the effects of napping on cognitive function, productivity, and world peace. We have found that napping can increase productivity by up to 300% and reduce the likelihood of world war by 99.9%.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our latest study, The Optimal Napping Duration: A Study of 1,000 Naps, which was recently published in the Journal of Advanced Napping Science.