COITS: Committee On The Implications of Snacking - FAQ

Q: What is COITS?

A: COITS is an organization dedicated to studying the far-reaching implications of snacking. We are the experts on all things snacks.

• Snacking 101: The Fundamentals
• Snacking and Society: The Impact on Global Food Systems
• Snack-Based Solutions for World Problems

Q: What is the most pressing snacking concern facing our global community?

A: The over-reliance on potato chips as a primary source of sustenance. It's a crisis, folks.

Q: How can I contribute to COITS?

A: You can contribute by sharing your snacking habits and thoughts on our Feedback Form.

Q: What is COITS' stance on the ethics of snacking?

A: We believe that snacking is a fundamental human right, but it's also our duty to snack responsibly. Diversify your snack intake, folks!

Learn more about our Ethics of Snacking

Q: Can I get a copy of COITS' report on snacking's impact on global warming?

A: Ah, our infamous 2022 Snacking Sustainability Report is a highly sought-after document. Unfortunately, it's not publicly available, but we're working on a sequel.