Decisions
Below, you'll find the Committee of the Absurd's most recent declarations.
Declaration 1: All Tacos are Essential Foods
By a vote of 7-0, the Committee of the Absurd has decreed that all tacos, regardless of filling, shell type, or geographical origin, are essential foods.
Learn More about Tacos for AllDeclaration 2: Mandatory Napping Times
Mandatory Napping Times
By a vote of 9-1, the Committee of the Absurd has declared that all citizens must take a mandatory 2-hour nap every Tuesday at precisely 3:14 PM.
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Declaration 3: Inflated Self-Esteem for All
By a unanimous vote, the Committee of the Absurd has decreed that all citizens are now required to maintain a minimum level of self-esteem, lest they face penalties.
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Mandatory Napping Times
By a vote of 9-1, the Committee of the Absurd has declared that all citizens must take a mandatory 2-hour nap every Tuesday at precisely 3:14 PM.
Learn More about Naps for the PeopleDeclaration 3: Inflated Self-Esteem for All
By a unanimous vote, the Committee of the Absurd has decreed that all citizens are now required to maintain a minimum level of self-esteem, lest they face penalties.
Learn More about Self-Esteem for AllAnd that's not all! The Committee of the Absurd has made many more declarations, including: