Members of the Absurd

We are the esteemed Members of the Absurd, a committee dedicated to making decisions that defy logic and reason. Our motto: Why not?

Chairperson: Boris the Bureaucrat

Boris is a master of the art of doing the opposite. He's a certified expert in the fields of Red Tape, Bureaucracy, and Doing Things the Hard Way.

Member: Luna the Liminal

Luna is a specialist in all things liminal, with a Ph.D. in the field of "almost, but not quite". She's our go-to person for making decisions that are 90% good, 10% bad, and 100% confusing.

Member: Chuck the Chaos Agent

Chuck is a seasoned professional in the art of creating chaos and destruction. He's our resident expert in the fields of Sudden, Unpredictable, and Catastrophic Events.

Member: Zara the Zeitgeist

Zara is the committee's resident expert in all things zeitgeist. She's a specialist in capturing the spirit of the times, and translating it into a spreadsheet.

Decisions of the Absurd