The Committee of the Absurd convened at 3 AM to tackle the pressing issues of our time. The minutes of this meeting have been lost forever in the depths of the abyss, but the resolutions remain.
It is hereby decreed that all members of this committee must take a minimum of 4 hours of napping per day to ensure peak productivity and maximum absurdity.
Napping RegulationsMeetings shall be held at least once a week, preferably on a Tuesday at 3:14 AM, to discuss the importance of discussing the importance of discussing nothing at all.
Meeting MinutesAny explanation that is not absolutely necessary shall be deemed unnecessary. This includes, but is not limited to, explanations for the color pink, the meaning of life, or the best pizza toppings.
Unnecessary Explanations DatabaseIt is hereby decreed that all decisions made by this committee shall be based on the principles of fuzzy logic and pure, unadulterated chance.
Fuzzy Logic Theory<absurdity-index.html">Absurdity Index
The Committee of the Absurd is comprised of 5 members, each with their own unique level of absurdity.