Committee of the Absurd - Decisions Made

Welcome to the Committee of the Absurd, where the most absurd, the most ridiculous, and the most utterly preposterous decisions are made. Or, at least, that's the plan.

Today's decisions include:

• Creating a new committee to decide what the new committee's name should be.
• Mandating that all meetings be held in a field of flamingos.
• Deciding that the color pink is, in fact, the only acceptable color for all official documents.

Subcommittee on Flamingo Meetings:

Chairperson of the subcommittee: Bob "The Flamingo" Jenkins. Meeting location: The Field of Flamingos, 123 Flamingo Lane.