We, the esteemed members of the Committee of the Absurd, have made the following decision:
Item 2: Mandatory weekly meetings shall now be held in a never-ending loop, ensuring that no member ever truly has to participate.
Justify: "It's for the greater good, trust us, we have a plan."
Unjustify: "We're all just here for the free donuts."
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