Today's agenda: Learning to do absolutely nothing while appearing busy.
Dr. Smith: Welcome, committee members, to Procrastination 101. Today, we will explore the art of doing nothing while pretending to be productive.
Lectures on the history of Procrastination, from the ancient art of staring at the ceiling to the modern art of scrolling through social media.
Mrs. Johnson: Today, we will be covering the most effective ways to waste time. From the art of folding laundry to the science of watching paint dry.
Techniques to avoid doing actual work while appearing to be busy.
Mr. Thompson: Join us as we explore the latest trends in Procrastination, from the rise of social media to the art of playing video games.
Trends to follow and avoid in the Procrastination world.
That's all for today's meeting. Carry on, committee members, and remember: Procrastination is not a crime.