In the pursuit of productivity, we've established the Procrastination Protocol to ensure that even the most pressing tasks are delayed with finesse.
Our Snack Policy dictates that all meetings shall commence with a minimum of two hours' worth of free snacks, provided they're not gluten-free.
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