Resolution: The Committee hereby declares that the world is indeed flat and rests upon the back of a giant turtle.
Section 1: Findings and Recommendations
The committee finds that the current state of the world is satisfactory, and that no further action is required.
Recommendation 1: We recommend that all members of the committee continue to wear their finest "I'm with stupid" t-shirts on Tuesdays.
Section 2: Implementation
The committee resolves to hold its next meeting on the surface of the moon, but only if someone will bring the snacks.
Implementation 1: We instruct the chairperson to ensure that the moon landing party includes an adequate supply of Tang.
Section 3: Budget and Resources
We allocate $10 million to fund the committee's next project: "Operation: Turtle Ride".
Section 4: Effective Date
The effective date of this resolution shall be 30 days from today, unless the committee's snacks are replenished earlier.
Proposed Amendments to the 14 Point Motion Minutes of the Last Meeting