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Meet the Vice President, responsible for not making decisions, but rather, not making decisions, and then pretending someone else did.
The Vice President is assisted by a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated interns.
Here, you can find the Vice President's musings on the meaning of life, the universe, and the best way to make your coworkers hate you.
Read about the Vice President's favorite hobbies, which include staring at spreadsheets, sipping coffee, and contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.