Welcome to the committee's official website! Or, you know, the not official one, since we're not actually official about any of this. We're the 5 members of a committee, and we're here to serve the people (or at least each other).
Our mission is to do absolutely nothing, because that's what we're good at. We're a committee of experts in the art of doing the bare minimum. We're not here to make a difference, we're just here to make sure our meetings are on time.