CONNOISSEUR CONTEST 2023: The Search for the Most Suspect Suspects

After months of rigorous research, we've narrowed down our list of suspect connoisseurs to just 10.

1. The Countess of Chaos

Known for her impeccable taste in avant-garde art projects and questionable life choices.

2. The Duke of Dilettante

He's a master of the obscure, a sultan of the esoteric, and a king of the unknown.

3. The Baroness of Bizarre

Her art collection is a mess of masterpieces and mediocre masterbombs.

4. Jean 'The Ennui'

A suspect of questionable character, Jean's art is a mystery wrapped in an enigma, inside a mess.

5. Sam 'The Amateur' Smith

A connoisseur of nothing in particular, Sam's art is a reflection of his soul.

6. Sophie 'The Sophist'

She's got a Ph.D. in art history, but her own artistic vision is still in development.

7. Sammy 'The Artisan'

A master of the obvious, Sam's art is a reflection of his mundane life.

8. Sammy 'The Sis'

A connoisseur of the mundane, her art is a testament to the beauty of everyday life.

9. Susannah 'The Suspect'

A master of the unremarkable, Susannah's art is a symphony of nothingness.

10. Jean 'The Junior'

A junior connoisseur of the art world, Jean Jr.'s art is a reflection of his parents' influence.

Cast your vote for the most suspect of them all!