The Connoisseur Council

A Panel of Experts in the Art of Discerning Taste

Meet the Connoisseur Council, a committee of the most discerning individuals in the land. We have gathered here today to discuss the finer points of connoisseurship, from the nuances of fine wine to the subtleties of avant-garde art.

Our members include:

• The Connoisseur of Cuisine
• The Connoisseur of Cinema
• The Connoisseur of Composition

Stay tuned for our latest criticisms and connoisseurly insights!

Cuisine Criticisms

A Connoisseur's Take on the State of Fine Dining

As a connoisseur of cuisine, one must always be on the lookout for the subtleties of flavor, texture, and presentation. Anything less than perfect will be met with scathing criticism.

Our latest review:

Restaurant Review: Le Coquette

Where the chef's use of truffle oil was a travesty, a travesty I tell you.

Recent Connoisseur Criticisms:

Sushi Sins - A connoisseur's take on the pitfalls of over-seasoning

Caviar Conundrums - A connoisseur's exploration of the perils of over-egging

Stay tuned for more connoisseurly criticisms in the future!