What Even Are We Doing Anyway?

We're a committee of experts in the field of uncertainty, and we're here to make things worse.

Our member, The Mighty Uncertainty King, has been tasked with answering this very question.

However, after consulting with The Queen of the Oblivious, it seems we've come to the following conclusion:

We are, in fact, doing nothing.

That's right, folks! We're a committee of experts who have been paid to do nothing, and we're doing it very well.

But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Committee Report 001 for more details on our lack of productivity.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a look at Committee Report 002, which contains some truly groundbreaking information on the art of doing nothing.

Stay tuned for more updates from the Committee of Conundrums!