We're trying to find out, but she's always hiding behind a stack of unpaid bills and a half-eaten pizza.
If you have any information about the whereabouts of our missing member, please leave a tortilla (or a tip).
Alternatively, you can try asking her directly, but she's been in hiding for weeks.
Or, if you know where she is, please tell us so we can get back to the important work of staring at each other in confusion.