MEATBALL PROTOCOL VIOLATIONS REPORT

Issued by: Committee of Conundrums

Case Number: CB-001/2023

Summary of Offenses:

• Excessive use of jargon in meeting minutes
• Unapproved use of corporate jester's hat in conference room
• Repeated failure to follow approved coffee machine usage protocols

Recommendations:

• Establish a mandatory jargon-reduction workshop for all committee members
• Confiscate the corporate jester's hat for reeducation purposes
• Institute a Coffee-O-Meter to monitor and control coffee machine usage

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