The Story of Red
We thought it would be a good idea to choose red as our company color. You know, to stand out, be bold, all that jazz.
Fast forward 5 years and our CEO's face turns beet red just thinking about the logo.
It's like we're a giant red pinprick on the face of corporate blandness.
Our employees are constantly squirming in their red shirts, wondering why they can't wear black or blue like normal people.