Meeting Agenda: 5. The True Purpose of the Glue

Today's meeting will be dedicated to discussing the existential implications of a well-glued society. We will delve into the intricacies of sticky notes, the aerodynamics of tape, and the philosophical implications of a world where everything is held together with an unrelenting force.

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Agenda Items:

1. 9:00 - 9:30am: Sticky note meditation
2. 9:30 - 10:15am: The Ethics of Adhesives
3. 10:15 - 11:00am: The Glue Industry's Influence on Global Economics