Committee of Conundrums

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				Today's Agenda:
				
					Item 1: Discuss ways to further complicate the committee charter
					Item 2: Debate the merits of beige vs. beige with a hint of grey
					Item 3: Determine the best ways to waste 2 hours of committee time

Please note that attendance is mandatory for all committee members. Failure to attend will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:

Loss of privileges
Forced listening to elevator music during meetings
Having to wear a "I'm With Stupid" hat during meetings

You have been warned.

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