Minutes of the Last Meeting that Never Ended

Meeting Minutes, 2023-02-27 14:00

Attendees:

• Chairman, The Great and Powerful Committee
• Vice Chairman, The Unyielding Enthusiast
• Secretary, The Unreliable Scribe
• Member, The Silent But Present
• Member, The Loud But Not Present

Agenda:

1. Discussion of the Unnecessary Discussion

2. The Unending Debate

3. More Unending Debate

4. The Unresolved Issue that Wasn't Resolved

Decisions:

We decided to decide not to decide, for the sake of indecision.

Actions Items:

1. The Committee will continue to not make progress.

2. The members will attend the next meeting in a week, or maybe never.

3. We will not meet again until someone remembers what we were supposed to do.

Next Meeting:

Whenever.

See Decisions of the Meeting that Never Ended

See Actions of the Last Meeting that Never Ended