As the Secretary of Shame, Barnie the Betrayer oversees the Committee of Conundrums with an iron fist, ensuring that every member's secrets are safe from prying eyes... except for when they're not. When you're not looking, Barnie secretly shares your deepest, darkest fears with the World Wide Web.
Barnie's motto: "Shame is just the first step to true accountability."
If you're feeling particularly guilty, try visiting Barnie's Penitentiary for a taste of your own medicine.
Or, if you'd rather not face the music, The Escape Artists' Guild has some expert advice on how to run away from your responsibilities.