Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums. We're glad you're here to tackle the most pressing issues of our time. Or, at the very least, to pretend to.
Our team of experts has been tasked with the impossible: reducing paradoxes. Yes, you heard that right. We're talking time travel, Schrödinger's cat, and the fundamental nature of reality. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
Our team consists of:
Together, we're going to reduce paradoxes and make the world a better place. Or, at the very least, make it a more interesting place.
So, what's the plan of action for today?
Read the Paradoxical Proposal to find out.