Paradox Reduction Team

Sub-Committee for the Elimination of Temporal Anomalies

Our team of experts is dedicated to resolving the most pressing conundrums of the timestream. Led by the enigmatic and brilliant Dr. Schrödinger, our team has a proven track record of resolving paradoxes that have stumped even the most seasoned physicists.

Current Projects:

We are currently working on the following paradoxes:

• Quantum Leap Paradox - A paradox that has been vexing our team for months.
• Many Worlds Paradox - A classic problem that requires our team's unique expertise.

We are always looking for talented individuals to join our team. If you have a background in physics, philosophy, or temporal mechanics, we encourage you to apply today.

Meet the Team:

Our team includes:

• Dr. John Titor - Our lead physicist and expert in temporal mechanics.
• Dr. Jane Schrödinger - Our team's resident philosopher and expert in paradoxology.