Our team of experts in Quantum Contraptions and Chaotic Abstractions are here to save the multiverse from itself.
We are the Committee of Conundrums: Paradox Reduction Teams. Our mission is to reduce paradoxes, one conundrum at a time.
Our approach is simple: we throw a bunch of stuff at it until it stops being a paradox.
Report 1: We successfully reduced the Quantum Contraption Paradox by 4.23%.
Report 2: We failed to reduce the Chaotic Abstraction Paradox by 0.12%. (We're working on it.)