Celebrity Crisis Management Committee
Subcommittee on Celebrity Meltdowns
When the going gets tough, the tough get going, but not before we get them a good cup of coffee and a therapist. Schedule a therapy session
Meet the team:
- Bernie 'Tightpants' Thompson: Our resident expert in all things tight-fitting
- Lady Gaga Guru: Our go-to gal for all things little-monster-management
Our Services:
- Public Meltdown Management
- Crisis Containment
- Rebranding and Image Makeovers
- Pricing and Services