Resolution 2024-01-01: The Committee's Unanimous Decision

Summary:

In a bold move, the committee has decided to declare pizza as the official snack of the year 2024.

This groundbreaking resolution was met with resounding applause from all corners of the room, with some members even shedding tears of joy.

As of today, all committee members are required to eat a minimum of 5 slices of pizza per day, effective immediately.

Background:

The committee's decision was influenced by a series of rigorous studies on the benefits of pizza, including its ability to increase productivity, enhance mood, and promote social bonding.

A comprehensive analysis of the data revealed that pizza is, in fact, the answer to all of life's questions.

Further research is needed to explore the optimal number of toppings, crust thickness, and sauce type, but for now, the committee is confident in its decision.

Action Items:

1. Elevate the pizza slicer in the break room to a 3-story high-rise.
2. Replace all meeting snacks with pizza.
3. Host pizza-making workshops for new hires.