Decisions and Recommendations
After much debate and heated discussion, the Committee of Extraordinary Importance has reached the following conclusions:
- Item 1: The new office coffee machine shall be purchased from the vendor with the most expensive and flashy model.
- Item 2: The committee members shall be provided with an extra hour of break time for "creative thinking" purposes.
- Item 3: The company's official policy on "Casual Friday" shall be changed to "Extreme Casualness Friday" to reflect the committee's dedication to comfort and style.