Committee Minutes of Utter Nonsense - Meeting 1 (aka "The One Where Nothing Happened")

Agenda Item 1: Discussing the meaning of 'Utter Nonsense'

Discussion was led by Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, who defined utter nonsense as "the art of saying nothing while saying everything."

Motion to table this item was made by Balthazar McSnarl, seconded by Dr. John T. Utter.