Alice is a highly trained professional at making things not work. She has a Ph.D. in Inefficiency and has spent years perfecting the art of procrastination.
She is the proud recipient of several awards, including:
- The Golden Coffee Mug for most frequent coffee breaks
- The "I'll get to it eventually" trophy
Alice is currently on a mission to break the world record for longest time spent in a meeting. She is on day 427 and counting.
Recent Achievements
- Managed to spend 3 hours watching cat videos on the internet during work hours (again)
- Became certified in the art of making an excuse that could get her out of anything
- Successfully avoided a project deadline by 5 hours, 30 minutes, and 14 seconds (a new personal best)
Upcoming Events
- Free time management seminar: 3 PM, Conference Room A
- Procrastination support group: 2 PM, Break Room C