Committee of the Most Esteemed and Respected Members of Society, Deciding on Things

Today's Agenda:

Decision 1: The Best Way to Eat a Sandwich

After much deliberation, we have decided that the best way to eat a sandwich is with the "Committee Method": Read more about it

Decision 2: The Optimal Way to Watch a Movie

Our experts have concluded that the most efficient way to watch a movie is with a single, unblinking eye. Learn more about this groundbreaking technique

Decision 3: The Correct Way to Hold a Pen

Don't believe us, see the research

Decision 4: The Perfect Ratio of Cheese to Bread

Our esteemed members have concluded that 3:1 is the only acceptable ratio. Anything less is a travesty.

Discuss the implications

And that's a wrap for today's meeting. Stay tuned for tomorrow's exciting agenda!

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