Welcome, esteemed member of the Committee on 10k Tacos! We are a group of highly trained and highly caffeinated individuals dedicated to the pursuit of taco perfection.
Our charter, signed into effect on a Tuesday in 1987, states:
Any member of this committee shall have the unalienable right to consume at least 10,000 tacos in any given month.
Any member of this committee shall be duty-bound to review at least 5 tacos per day, with the goal of achieving a 90% consensus on taco-ness.
And so, we have established a rigorous system of checks and balances, ensuring that our collective taco-taste-buds remain sharp and ever-vigilant.
This subcommittee shall focus on the theoretical underpinnings of the 10,000-taco mandate.
View Subprotocol 1: The Taco-logical Continuum View Appendices to Subprotocol 1 View All Subprotocols