Committee on Unconventional Timekeeping

Annual Report: 2023

In a year marked by unprecedented productivity, our committee achieved subgoal 1.1: implementing a new, highly-efficient way of doing things.

Subgoal 1.2: The Great Sock Puppet Revolution

In a bold move, we replaced our entire staff with highly-trained sock puppets, freeing ourselves from the shackles of human inefficiency.

The results were nothing short of astonishing: our productivity increased by 400%, our coffee breaks decreased by 90%, and our office morale reached an all-time high!

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