Annual Report 2023

Committee on Totally Unattainable Goals: A Report of the Totally Unsurmountable, Utterly Improbable, and Completely Unfathomable.

Executive Summary

We're pleased to announce that we have made no progress whatsoever on our goals for the year 2023.

Goals

• Subgoal 1.2: Inventing a new form of teleportation that doesn't involve folding a million origami birds
• Subgoal 2.1: Creating a robot that can do our work for us, but also does our laundry
• Subgoal 3.1.1: Building a time machine, but only for Tuesdays

Subcommittees

• Subcommittee on Brainstorming, but Not Actually Doing Anything
• Subcommittee on Forming Committees to Form Committees
• Subcommittee on Other Stuff, like the weather and stuff

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