Mower Gate: Witness 4
It's been 4 days, 4 hours, and 4 minutes since the Mower Gate scandal broke. We still can't get over what happened.
- Witness 4, a local baker, claims they saw the infamous Mower in question arguing with the mayor over a parking spot.
- The mayor was overheard saying, "You can't just mow wherever you want!"
- Mower, on the other hand, claims he was just, "trying to get to the other side of the yard."
- As tensions rose, a nearby squirrel allegedly shouted, "This is all because of the bird feeders, you see!"
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