Committee A, Issue 3: Suspect 1

The committee has deemed you a threat to national security. Your actions have raised suspicions of espionage, subversion, and general malice. We have evidence.

• View the schedule for this meeting (because, of course, you'll be attending)
• Meet the other suspects who will be joining you in this delightful exercise in bureaucratic dysfunction

Please arrive early. We have a full agenda of pointless meetings, pointless small talk, and pointless deliberation. And, of course, a surprise visit from our fearless leader, who will no doubt bore us all with tales of their greatness.