Appendix A: Glossary of Meat-related Terms
Meat-related Terms
- BOARF: The ratio of bacon to total meat consumption.
- MEATTOXIC: A state of being overly reliant on meat.
- CARCAS: The art of carving a decent chunk of beef.
- SAUSAGELOGUE: The study of the optimal number of sausages to consume per day.
Appendix B: Case Studies
Case 1: The Great Meat Heist
On January 15th, 2023, the world was hit with a meat shortage. The effects were dire.
- Estimated loss of 4 billion pounds of meat.
- Global economic impact estimated at $1.2 trillion.