MEAT OVERLOAD PROTOCOL APPENDICES

Appendix A: Glossary of Meat-related Terms

Meat-related Terms

  • BOARF: The ratio of bacon to total meat consumption.
  • MEATTOXIC: A state of being overly reliant on meat.
  • CARCAS: The art of carving a decent chunk of beef.
  • SAUSAGELOGUE: The study of the optimal number of sausages to consume per day.

Appendix B: Case Studies

Case 1: The Great Meat Heist

On January 15th, 2023, the world was hit with a meat shortage. The effects were dire.

  • Estimated loss of 4 billion pounds of meat.
  • Global economic impact estimated at $1.2 trillion.
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