Committee of Unlikely Decisions - 2022-01-08

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: The Fjord of Fjords
• Item 2: The Great Pizza Heist
• Item 3: The Fuzzy Sock Conspiracy

Decisions Made:

• Decision 1: The Fjord was deemed a suitable place for a vacation home.
• Decision 2: The Great Pizza Heist was deemed a national security threat.
• Decision 3: Socks were declared a human right.

Next Meeting: 2022-01-09

Chairperson: Cthulhu McSnazz