Dear fellow citizens of Neo-Bureaucracy, we are the Ball-Return Gate Committee, and we are here to address the controversy surrounding the recent ball- return incident.
As you may have heard, our esteemed Chairperson, Professor Punsley, returned a ball to the wrong committee member, sparking widespread outrage and calls for her resignation.
We, the committee, take full responsibility for this egregious error and assure you that we are taking immediate action to rectify the situation.
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